On Relationships

And thus Lewis did enter the singles bar, and hit upon the honeys who had come to display their lady lumps and charming humps.  One especially lascivious chocolate milkshake did in fact approach our Master, and attempt to friction dance with Lewis.

Lewis did engage quite competently in the ritual, causing squeals of delight.  She turned to Lewis, and said, "Yo."  Lewis cast a disdainful glance at the milkshake, removing his Rod of Correction from her posterior.

Lewis laughed and turned to his disciples, " A lady does not use the phrase yo.  It is unbecoming."

"But Lewis, what can one do if a lady uses such vile colloquialisms of 1980s hip-hop culture?"  I implored between sips of my interracial sex on Howard Beach.

"By teabagging."  he stated, removing his mahogany lotus flower belt buckle.

We snickered at his response, but stopped suddenly when he turned his eyes upon us.

He spoke slowly. "Not her.  You."

And we were amazed and talked amongst ourselves.