Monday, August 27, 2007

Considering the problem of evil

Lo, Lewis did reach outward into the world, utilizing whatever means he could to make contact with those with friendly ears. Apprehending the necessity of Internet communications, Lewis thus left this twitter message to his disciples who fastidiously monitor the status of He Who Is Himself Lewis.

HAHAHHAHAHA the snakes of Zion shall all die. What? What. What? You're taking the snake Jew side.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Amidst insects and the apparent world

Late this evening Lewis did arise, and present himself at the entrance to his chamber, clad in tight blue shorts. His eyes were dark, hidden in shadow. He laughed forcefully, and when he had gathered the attention of his disciples he laughed again, this time more urgently. Many cried out, "Lewis, what have you found so amusing?" and gazed with questions building. Lewis merely laughed again, turned, and retired into his bedchamber.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Contemporary means for immortal ends

Friends, gather your thoughts and collect within you any centers of nerves which still, despite the incessant tide of time, manage to reach out into the world with feeling, direct them here, to the sagacity presented in the pure phenomenology of Lewis. From hereon, all posts will contain that which has been spoken by Lewis himself. As for myself, I shall simply sit and wait for the lotus flower.